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MR. DEEDS

Adam Sandler is Deeds, a sweet-natured, small town guy whose simple and happy life gets turned upside down when a long-lost relative dies and leaves him a 40 billion dollar inheritance.  Dir. Steven Brill Release: 2002

THE BOONDOCK SAINTS

Tired of the crime overrunning the streets of Boston, Irish Catholic twins are inspired by their faith to cleanse their hometown of evil with their own brand of zealous vigilante justice. As they hunt down and kill one notorious gangster after another, they become controversial folk heroes in the community. But an eccentric FBI agent […]

FERRIS BUELLER’S DAY OFF

Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around every once in a while, you could miss it. Don’t miss the most iconic day of hooky ever on the big screen at Bernie’s. Apparently Ferris “gives good kids bad ideas” but we think this is a pretty great one. Dir. John Hughes Release: […]

JURASSIC PARK

Hold on to your butts! Steven Speilberg’s award-winning dino flick is back on the big screen. Experience its innovation in visual effects and sound design. The massive blockbuster follows a group of scientists as they tour a new theme park - one that features real, live dinosaurs created using prehistoric DNA. The park's creator assures […]

SISTER ACT

Offer a great big “Hi there and hello” to Sister Mary Clarence - Sister Act is coming to Bernie’s! The beloved musical/crime/comedy film stars Whoopi Goldberg as a lounge singer who must hide out as a nun after witnessing a murder. Her contributions to the convent choir, however, draw just a little too much attention.  […]

STEP BROTHERS

Do you love velociraptors, Good Housekeeping, John Stamos, and doing karate in the garage? Then this is the movie for you! Even if you don’t, it’ll probably still make you laugh. It might even be better than the f**king Catalina Wine Mixer. Join Brennan and Dale, two overgrown “children” on their journey to become best […]

MONTY PYTHON AND THE HOLY GRAIL

Once in a lifetime there comes a motion picture which changes the whole history of motion pictures. A picture so stunning in its effect, so vast in its impact, that it profoundly affects the lives of all who see it. And then there is Monty Python and the Holy Grail. The second film from legendary […]

MR. DEEDS

Adam Sandler is Deeds, a sweet-natured, small town guy whose simple and happy life gets turned upside down when a long-lost relative dies and leaves him a 40 billion dollar inheritance.  Dir. Steven Brill Release: 2002

THE FIFTH ELEMENT

There is no future without it. NYC taxi driver and former major in the Special Forces finds himself in the middle of efforts to defeat an otherworldly evil. Flying cars, aliens, and Bruce Willis - this movie has it all! Dir. Luc Besson Release: 1997

THE BOONDOCK SAINTS

Tired of the crime overrunning the streets of Boston, Irish Catholic twins are inspired by their faith to cleanse their hometown of evil with their own brand of zealous vigilante justice. As they hunt down and kill one notorious gangster after another, they become controversial folk heroes in the community. But an eccentric FBI agent […]

PRETTY IN PINK

The quintessential teen comedy where a high-school outcast piques the interest of a rich, popular kid, much to the chagrin of a quirky classmate who already has a long-standing crush on her. Dir. Howard Deutch Release: 1986

THE GRAND BUDAPEST HOTEL

A classic Wed Anderson flick, star-studded and oh-so visually appealing. Told from the perspective of the current owner of the formerly magnificent Grand Budapest Hotel, the story follows his early days as a lobby boy in-training under the watchful tutelage of an exceptional concierge, and the trouble that follows when a guest mysteriously perishes.  Dir. […]