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THE BIG LEBOWSKI

The Coen Brothers’ cult classic is coming to the big screen at Bernie’s! A mistaken identity, a rule-abiding bowling league, and - of course - a rug that really ties a room together. It’s all here in this film featuring Jeff Bridges, John Turturro, Steve Buscemi, John Goodman, Julianne Moore, Sam Elliot, and more! Sit […]

SCHOOL OF ROCK

Dewey Finn has been kicked out of his beloved band and risks eviction from his home. His dreams of becoming a rockstar seem to be slipping away. But when he impersonates his substitute teacher friend Ned Scneebly, he discovers a trove of untapped talent in the tight-laced students of a prestigious prep school. “Mr. S” […]

ZOOLANDER

A satire on the fashion industry, Zoolander follows the title character’s downfall from the height of his modeling career, leaving him vulnerable to be taken advantage of by those who seek to maintain the status quo, by any means necessary. Design mogul Mugatu brainwashes Zoolander to assassinate the Malaysian President. Can he be stopped? Dir. […]

ANCHORMAN: THE LEGEND OF RON BURGUNDY

Have you ever been In a glass case of emotion? Got your clothes from the toilet store? Taken Dorothy Mantooth out for a nice seafood dinner and never called her again? If so, and even if not, Anchorman is the movie for you. Legend has it that before memes, guys used to sit around in […]

ZOOLANDER

A satire on the fashion industry, Zoolander follows the title character’s downfall from the height of his modeling career, leaving him vulnerable to be taken advantage of by those who seek to maintain the status quo, by any means necessary. Design mogul Mugatu brainwashes Zoolander to assassinate the Malaysian President. Can he be stopped? Dir. […]

THE SHINING

Stanley Kubrick's iconic (for better or worse) adaptation of Stephen King's novel of the same name has been called "a crashing disappointment," "shallow, self-conscious, and dull," but also the "perfect scary movie," and the "best horror film of all time." It's become a truly exemplary piece in its genre and we can't wait to show […]

JENNIFER’S BODY

High school hottie Jennifer is used in a sacrifice-gone-wrong and her physical form is now possessed by a demonic succubus, who is feasting on boys (not people). Can her nerdy bestie fulfill her vow to put an end to all the carnage? Dir. Karyn Kusama Release: 2009

THE EVIL DEAD

Five friends travel to a cabin in the woods, where they unknowingly release flesh-possessing demons. Raimi’s seminal horror made a cult icon of Bruce Campbell and turned its director into hot property. Much imitated, but never bettered, The Evil Dead was the birth of an independently-spirited, viscerally-minded new wave in low budget horror cinema. Dir. […]

THE BIG LEBOWSKI

The Coen Brothers’ cult classic is coming to the big screen at Bernie’s! A mistaken identity, a rule-abiding bowling league, and - of course - a rug that really ties a room together. It’s all here in this film featuring Jeff Bridges, John Turturro, Steve Buscemi, John Goodman, Julianne Moore, Sam Elliot, and more! Sit […]

POLTERGEIST

Have you experienced any disturbances lately? The Freeling family sure have. And when a host of demonic ghosts take one of the children captive, things turn from bad to worse. Suddenly they’re looking at their idyllic neighbourhood very differently and reaching out to the experts for help. Dir. Tobe Hooper Release: 1982

DIRTY DANCING

"That was the summer of 1963—when everybody called me Baby, and it didn't occur to me to mind. That was before President Kennedy was shot, before the Beatles came, when […]

JENNIFER’S BODY

High school hottie Jennifer is used in a sacrifice-gone-wrong and her physical form is now possessed by a demonic succubus, who is feasting on boys (not people). Can her nerdy […]