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ANCHORMAN: THE LEGEND OF RON BURGUNDY

Have you ever been In a glass case of emotion? Got your clothes from the toilet store? Taken Dorothy Mantooth out for a nice seafood dinner and never called her again? If so, and even if not, Anchorman is the movie for you. Legend has it that before memes, guys used to sit around in […]

ZOOLANDER

A satire on the fashion industry, Zoolander follows the title character’s downfall from the height of his modeling career, leaving him vulnerable to be taken advantage of by those who seek to maintain the status quo, by any means necessary. Design mogul Mugatu brainwashes Zoolander to assassinate the Malaysian President. Can he be stopped? Dir. […]

SCHOOL OF ROCK

Dewey Finn has been kicked out of his beloved band and risks eviction from his home. His dreams of becoming a rockstar seem to be slipping away. But when he impersonates his substitute teacher friend Ned Scneebly, he discovers a trove of untapped talent in the tight-laced students of a prestigious prep school. “Mr. S” […]

BATMAN

The OGs. Keaton. Nicholson. Basinger. 1989’s Batman tells the story of the early days of Bruce Wayne’s vigilantism in Gotham City.  Dir. Tim Burton Release: 1989

BATMAN

The OGs. Keaton. Nicholson. Basinger. 1989’s Batman tells the story of the early days of Bruce Wayne’s vigilantism in Gotham City.  Dir. Tim Burton Release: 1989

ZOOLANDER

A satire on the fashion industry, Zoolander follows the title character’s downfall from the height of his modeling career, leaving him vulnerable to be taken advantage of by those who seek to maintain the status quo, by any means necessary. Design mogul Mugatu brainwashes Zoolander to assassinate the Malaysian President. Can he be stopped? Dir. […]

PEE-WEE’S BIG ADVENTURE

Paul Reubens’ iconic character hit the big screen for the first time in Pee-wee’s Big Adventure, which has since become an absolute cult classic. Experience it with us at Bernie’s, and be sure and tell ‘em Large Marge sent ya.  Dir. Tim Burton Release: 1985

ANCHORMAN: THE LEGEND OF RON BURGUNDY

Have you ever been In a glass case of emotion? Got your clothes from the toilet store? Taken Dorothy Mantooth out for a nice seafood dinner and never called her again? If so, and even if not, Anchorman is the movie for you. Legend has it that before memes, guys used to sit around in […]

SCHOOL OF ROCK

Dewey Finn has been kicked out of his beloved band and risks eviction from his home. His dreams of becoming a rockstar seem to be slipping away. But when he impersonates his substitute teacher friend Ned Scneebly, he discovers a trove of untapped talent in the tight-laced students of a prestigious prep school. “Mr. S” […]

THE BIG LEBOWSKI

The Coen Brothers’ cult classic is coming to the big screen at Bernie’s! A mistaken identity, a rule-abiding bowling league, and - of course - a rug that really ties a room together. It’s all here in this film featuring Jeff Bridges, John Turturro, Steve Buscemi, John Goodman, Julianne Moore, Sam Elliot, and more! Sit […]

BLADE RUNNER

“A Blade Runner’s job is to hunt down replicants - manufactured humans you can’t tell from the real thing.” In 2019 dystopian LA (the future, at the time of release), Decker must track down and “retire” four escaped replicants. This sci-fi classic is a definite must-see and just might get you thinking about what makes […]

BATMAN

The OGs. Keaton. Nicholson. Basinger. 1989’s Batman tells the story of the early days of Bruce Wayne’s vigilantism in Gotham City. Dir. Tim Burton Release: 1989